third seat !!!

This happeend during my stint in my college as a lecturer !! (read khadus prof)
We both were now in the same college she as a student n me the prof !! (no ones gonna think "wild things" here)
Now the autosickshaw fare from the college to the nearby station was a bit high so the richkshaw walas had invented the system of a seat basis customer.
so one fine day while the two of us sat in the rick waiting for the thrid customer the rick dude called out to a customer "third seat".
In comes a hard core mechanical engineering (also the dept where i taught !!!) professor with a passion for the ancient ancient(read baba azam) history of India.
Now he starts talking to me(maybe out of professional ethics). I really need to keep the conversation going at least out of respect to the dude(ok make that professional ethics ;) ) so he ends up telling me the history behind my caste!!!
ok all this while shes getting bored beyond relief. So he starts invovling her too n starts asking her caste and stuff.
Luckily by then he has to get down!!!!!

Once he gets down .. the rick dude starts laughing .. she starts laughing .. Im the only one who suffers the pain of continuing to have a reasonable conversation with a person who was esteemed in the dept.

Sorry boss agey se meine decide kiya hai kissi bhi professor ko aaplogon ke saath nahi bithaunga !!! rick dude is earning divine enlightment!!!! she is laughing, no make it howling!!! arre boss tumko kya malum yeh bhi ek professor hi hai!!!!

End of any hope that I could even myself.

rooms to go

so the other day my pal takes me and a couple of other to get an opinion for his homes furnitures ..
if you have been watching friends uve probably seen joey n chandler fight over their lazy boys ...
but believe me i found a better lazy boy ..
lazy boys ka lazy baap !!!
it massages read dabana .. ur calf muscles !!!!!
so after half an hour of pampering myself with the massaging chair .. i get a call .. its my pal in the parking lot !!

days go by

used to like the story they used to narrate in the subtitles of this song by dirty vegas

was about a couple .. the girl goes out some place ... never comes back .... she had gifted the guy a pair of dancing shoes .... to this day the guy makes an annual visit to a corner of a street and wears the dancing shoes in the hope that she might come back... they say she got in a car crash ....

the hope still strives. the hope.

how i wish to bash my roomie .. but the hope still strives !!!! ;)

bmw n james bond

Hahaha !!
Ok ... so this bmw z3 now z4 plant has been 15 mins from the place where i stay since a long long time. guess who asked peirce brosnan to take a hike!!!

PS: look carefully at the red words near the bonnet heheheh

and then later on .... ralf schumacher ... let me check his car !!

awesome day of my life !!!

kishore da

humey tumse pyar kitna yeh hum nahi jantey
magar ji nahi saktey tumhare bina

tu hi dil hai
tu hi jaa bhi hai
tu khushi hai
aasra bhi hai
teri chaht zindagi hai
tu mohabbat
tu ashiqui hai

tumhe koi aur dekhe to jalta hai dil
badi mushkilo se phir sambhalta hai dil
kya kya jatan kartey hai tumhe kya pata

suna gum judai ka uthatey hai log
janey zindagi kaise bitatey hai log
din bhi yaha to lagey barastey sama

humey intazar kitna yeh hum nahi jaantey
magar ji nahi saktey tumhare bina

----- rehashed song from jhankar beats ------

a masterpeice!

arrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggh continued !!

still hooked on to that lame piece of worksheet ...
but also hooked on to the aaaa aaaiaiaaiaiaiaia in kabhi neem neem from yuva !!!
trying to sing arrrghhhh argagagagrrrggggh like that !!

Sania Mirza Lost ..... no shocking news that .... but her serves were on par with serena (162 vs 168 kmph) .. i think the girls got some hope !! besides serena is a 5 year old aunty to her .. hahah .. she was born in 1981 .. that makes me a budhaoo !!! huh .. why do years go on ??

aaaaaarggghhhhhhhh

I want a monitor the size of a Football Scoreboard to go through my work!!!!
I hate China s stand on Taiwan
India is one of only 3 countries worldwide to support Bush ! the others are Poland and Phillipines
Yet Indians gets racially bashed left and right by every other gora!! for obvious job "stealing" issues!
What happens when commercialism sinks bangladesh? ahh mebbe another venice ! yeah right sell that too !
Sania Mirza made Indian history by getting into the 3rd round of a grand slam! to face whom? Serena Williams!!!
I support Sania Mirza and wish her the strength to win this game!
Sania Mirza is born 1986 ! I was playing quake at the age she is facing a huge crowd in centre court!
I wish the world was just the way calvins Dad explains him! sun sets in arizona .. and theres a guy who prints money in the atm.
I hate hatred!!!
I want to be Jeremy Clarkson! go figure!
Arggggh I want to finish this piece of work ASAP.

*67

When u want to call some1 and give her a tough time u dial *67 and then follows the no.
This way the receiver end doesnt know whos calling.
When we receive a call from India we dont get any number on the screen.

Everytime Rohan gets a call from Ashish (stays 70 miles from Rohan) he gets an unknown no.

Guess who stored Rohans number as *67 313....... in Ashish's cell? ;)

Mei Bada ... .. naaaaahhh

So the other day found me hogging the bathroom for half an hour in the morning, talking to my bro who left for his routine 6 months job away from home.
Bro: Am already missing home
Me: ya I know it sucks
Bro: how can u even do it for 2 yrs???
Me: Ya well don’t worry ull get used to it.
Bro: u know now I think u the elder guy!
WHY NOW????? Ek line me budha bana diya… Why didn’t he say that when we were young so I could’ve smacked the hell out of him the way he got at me? When all the cousins would go with the elder one for elder fun? When all the older ones will look at the elder ones with respect no matter even if he s the guy who broke the toy!

mankind is one insecured b****

I dont want to feel fear
I dont want to sow fear either
I dont want to rule
I dont want to be ruled either
I dont want to preach
I dont want to be preached either
I dont want my soul
I dont want to sell my soul either

I dont want to stop
I dont want a speeding ticket either ;)

PS. just heard some extremely racial morons making fun of a call centre girl in India. That is the epitome of mankind? That is what we strive for? That is why we are the smartest species? Are we even manKIND anymore?

7:49

time to get to work !!!

been a long time .. when the 59s and the 37s really mattered ...

5 59 andheri fast ...
5 37 dadar fast ...

nice site

http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme

My stint at being Ayn !!!

There are 3 types of people the conniving, the sycophants and the suckers.

The conniving: These are the people who would want everything in life easily. They will take extreme troubles in manipulating peoples visions, in fabricating situations conducive for them or in just avoiding troubles. These people want everything their way and they get it too. They are very cunning and very sweet to talk. They would only speak to people they have work with and people who worship them. They can’t tolerate someone not worshipping them or someone who is a far better person than them. Although they do sometimes work in cohorts, they will not support the cause of a person who has no aim of gaining something from what he is doing, but will support whatever their colleague co-competitor does.

The sycophants: These people are cunning too. They think that if they can be in someone’s good books then they’d get the benefits out of it. They go hand in hand with the conniving, as they think only the conniving can succeed in life. They would appreciate anything and everything the conniving would do. Yet many a times they are found helpless and alone. They wont have the blessings of the conniving types around them so they’d be left to themselves looking for any kind of help with their pseudo bambi eyes.

The suckers. These are the biggest morons on earth. They can see through the scheming plots of the conniving. They will not succumb to worship the conniving types around them. They think they can pretty much be self-sufficient. They sympathize with the sycophants who are left with no support from the conniving. They even extend their hand to these loser sycophants, only to be derided and ridiculed later on by the same sycophant who joins in the joke of the conniving who enjoys the sadistic pleasure of showing someone down.

I’m a big sucker. But I don’t hate the conniving I just pity the sycophants with no spine of their own.

Note: a sycophant of the 1st degree could be a conniving of the 2nd order.

Happy New Year !!

Rohan hey
Shailendra ?
Rohan did reliance worked for you
Shailendra yes
Rohan what the heck man..its not working
Shailendra mebbe jammed now .. since all must be calling

after few more mins ... now some of the conversation is rehashed to sound decent

Rohan how you make direct call to india
Shailendra +91 and number
Rohan no'0'
Shailendra no
Rohan ok
Shailendra 1.5 $ a min
Rohan abe aata limitjhali re...
Rohan call did not go through
Rohan direct call
Rohan what the F
Shailendra abey india ka phones busy rahega !
Rohan mobile no.
Shailendra yeah that also depends on a network right?
Rohan what the heck man...fantastic telecommunication is INDIA..tyanchya mai chi G
Rohan c!@#*! giri
Shailendra ah well try again !


...... Happy new year to all of the people Rohan wanted to call but couldnt as Reliance was jammed !!
And also happy new year to all who werent expecting a call from Rohan.

is it just me?

hysteria !!!
the way the guitar starts at this song always gets me going on.
def leppard.

didnt mean to hurt you
didnt mean to steal your smiles
wish i could never have
tread those forbidden miles

not those tears again
not those silent sniffles
i have wronged a lot
caused u many a troubles

some day ill sing a song for you honey.
some day ill get it right
just the way you always wanted
just the way i thought i might

i know we would be happy
i know the kids we used to be
holding hands and smiling away
making sense to just you n me

your eyes theyd shine
your eyes they d have in sight
without saying a word
this once ill get it right

So....

life has come to a standstill
with sorrow and fear my heart fills
im no sinner im no traitor
yet why do i have to suffer

you have been my savior
my messiah my creator
for me, you said was the world
for me, the flowers the trees and the birds

the sight you now show me
just wont let me be
a believer a worshipper
of you and your ardor

the flowers the trees and the birds
just like me are one of your herd
i see they are your followers
and i am a mere worshipper

you now have my life to lead
the fingers to hold, a child needs
with new hope i look up
and the tears in my eyes dry up.

Back to Reality.

Been there done that:
Stood under an actual Apollo series rocket!
Stood at the same place where Engineers controlled the first step on the moon
Stood at the place from where the space shuttle carrying the first people on moon was launched
Drove for 7 hours at a stretch at 80 – 90 mph that’s close to 140 kmph.
South beach, Miami, Fl. Played cricket on the beaches of Florida.
Allover beach, Miami, Fl. Also known to many as a nude beach, didn’t get time to play cricket here.
Took a boat ride in the night in and around the city of Miami.
Visited a place also called as gentleman’s club. :P
Southernmost point of US, haven’t yet been to Kanyakumari though.
Drove on a bridge that’s a 7 miles stretch in water.
Parasailed the ocean blue waters of Key West Fl.
Snorkeled the same ocean blue waters in search of a coral reef.
Orlando, Jacksonville, Miami, Key West are the cities I visited during Christmas break.

.......
Monday Morning. Back to work. Back to reality.

Teri Bhi Christmas

My brother always had this very stupid and irritating joke. Wishing someone Merry Christmas aur Teri Bhi Christmas ... so heres to all of you holidayin and havin fun !!!
Teri bhi Christmas ..
yeah yeah I know I spreading the irritating gavar joke but hey its the season of love and forgiveness....

oh by the way .. me going to florida !!! yay ..... so three days gonna be lotsa audio posts with me going ga ga at the beaches !!! hope the rain god does not piss me off.

Chandrakant sir:

Was our drawing teacher. He used to give us a box of crayons every year. We were expected to draw things according to the themes that he would put and he would grade our sheets on a 10 scale and the annual marks consisted of scoring above 90 being an A grade. He never knew I was a student in the class. I was very silent in his class. Once he asked me to tell him a joke. That day I was hit by a scale and made to kneel down for not telling a joke in class.

Bhavesh Dave:
One more of our guys. He had a fish tank at his place. He would be describing about the fishes every day. One fine day his fish decide to reproduce. He explains the imaginary act of Piscean copulation by actually showing two of his hands as his fish and showed us how the hands were one on the other like the animals on discovery. I went hysteric and gave out a big laugh. “Yes you four boys! Didn’t I say Pin drop Silence. Come here” “Yes you, You laughed the loudest. Tell me what the joke was else Ill punish you”