my cake ! got it right on the face

i just ordered for it and i got it .. talk about quick delivery!

PS: Thanks SM

Is it getting better
Or do you feel the same
Will it make it easier on you
Now you got someone to blame

You say
One love
One life
When it’s one need
In the night
It’s one love
We get to share it
It leaves you baby
If you don’t care for it

Did I disappoint you?
Or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never had love
And you want me to go without

Well it’s too late
Tonight
To drag tha past out
Into the light
We’re one
But we’re not the same
We get to carry each other
Carry each other
One

Have you come here for forgiveness
Have you come tor raise the dead
Havew you come here to play jesus
To the lepers in your head
Did I ask too much
More than a lot
You gave me nothing
Now it’s all I got
We’re one
But we’re not the same
We hurt each other
Then we do it again

You say
Love is a temple
Love a higher law
Love is a temple
Love the higher law
You ask me to enter
But then you make me crawl
And I can’t be holding on
To what you got
When all you got is hurt

One love
One blood
One life
You got to do what you should

One life
With each other
Sisters
Brothers

One life
But we’re not the same
We get to carry each other
Carry each other

One 

The Wonder Years contd.. Engineering!

My engineering years were kinda weird. In the first year, all the profs thought me n my other two friends sat on the first benches cause we preferred to. What they didn’t realize was we never sat on the first benches for profs who would close the doors. The neighboring class had a bunch of pretty girls sitting on the first bench. Hadn’t completely come out of my crazy age till then. I remember picking up a fight with a senior because he came to sell his books to us and I replied coldly while eating Mummy ghar pe nahi hai baadme aana.

In my second year, the first two weeks of class were bunked and I was with my friends of the first year. You see we were grouped name wise in first year n then according to the branch the year after. So the third week of the class when I enter, I heard a couple of people talking bout me. It figures I was the top scorer of the class for the first year. All my life I wanted that and when I got that I avoided it. I laid low in all my classes, in fact bunked almost all which weren’t strict with attendance and those with attendance had me sitting in a place where no prof would look or expect any trouble or answers from.

Made a few friends in my branch class. Stuck to the few. Helped them in assignments got help from them. In fact by third and final year me n jc worked as a team he would get assignments n experiments 1234 n I would get 5678 id finish mine he, his, and then the exchange between us and so on. This was so great. In second year for some reasons I didn’t fare well. Well the subjects were a bit tough, the papers difficult, no proper direction, no notes and last I thought Id do it easily, yeah I get a lot of scoff from ma for that even now. But that’s that.

I know I must’ve said this like a 1000 times but its true all my mechanical classmates thought so and so did my profs. One of the profs comes up and speaks. You were never a part of mechanical all 4 years. I say yeah and lay low again.
There’s one more reason why I laid low in class. In my second year a bunch of crazy friends decided that the opinion poll thing was really safe and that we should complain about the profs who took classes outside. Guess what happened? Those opinion polls were removed from the poll and the handwriting compared with all the journals that had been submitted. This just knocked me out. I was so definitely sure I was going to flunk the exams. For some reasons those same crazy ass friends were found in that same professors class in the year that followed. I couldn’t and I didn’t want to do that. So I just laid low until the professor came to teach us again in final year. Was my nightmare year again. But thinking that the story had been two years back and that life would be fine I breezed through 4th year out in the crazy world.

hhhhhoomer

long time back me n my roommates didnt have a TV.I brought home a poster of the various stages in the life of HOMER SIMPSON.I was scoffed at. Was ridiculed at. And was even asked to put it up at a place where no one else will see it.

Then we got a TV. Evenings were spent watching TV. Simpsons was a regular between that 70 s show and friends.

Yesterday the same roomie of mine croons just like marge "hhhhhoooomer!!!"

I have simpsonized one ! And I will continue my good work!

I think Im free

With the paper done. The mail sent. And hopefully a GPA boost. I think Im done.

and oasis sings lyla !

tendencies

weird isnt it???
the grass is always greener on the other side ...
for everyone on this earth .. what he has .. is not important .. but what he sees others having .. is important.
Not that since I am realizing this eternal truth Im different.
the need to experience what others have or are experiencing.
the desire to have what others have or are in possession
the urge to do what others have done or are doing.
the temptations the indulgence... sigh...contention is what no one desires because no one else has it.
Contention is not an achievable state.

Id still like to order what the gentleman on the other table has... please. Thank you.

Wake up from dreams to live a nightmare.

I was dreaming
Reality came in the form of a wake up call at 6:12

End of day: I get in my bed and feel Deja vu. I so wanted the whole day to be just a nightmare.

"All the best for your future." is there anything wrong in this statement? Why dont people let me say it?
Apparently there is something wrong with it.

Up ye Maiden !

Today I found my old Iron Maiden CD.

Thought Id never be going back to this.

Beautiful Day

Lifes a bitch !
Loves a luxury !
and just when I want to forget it !
U2 plays .. its a beautiful day !

Im free today. are you?

hitchikers ultimate giude to the galaxy

:)
got the book to read !
me gonna have some crazy dreams now !

The wonder years :: The Engineering years

When I look back and look at my engineering years it was a gamut of emotions. Good bad drunk sober mischevious rebellious and what not. No wonder I look back at my engineering years as the wonder years of my life.
I know for one Jmans gonna hate me when I say that engineering years were the best of my life. But you see dude we ended being with the people we came across in engineering.

Day 1:
Typical New Bombay small suburb odd building Engg College!

Me shows up with whichever moron (not mojo for some reason) I know from my area whos got an admission in the same college to pay up our fees. I check this amazing female in red T and just cant help but check her out again. So the dude in me feels I should be checking out the red hot gal again. Thrid time I make it obvious me checking her out.

Half an hour later. Ah now if you thinking me a smart moves types .. ha ha brace yourself. Red hot chick turns out to be seniors. Red hot chick's whole group takes me n a couple of others to a small shady tapri for ragging. Me enjoying in the beginnig, cmon what with hot chicks playing with you !!! oh harlems !! well well all the hot chicks start gathering gets attention of all the bhais in the area.

My first day in college n im realizing engineerings got its own shares of bhais. WTF where am I? After getting some seriou shit for 4 straight hours I break down. Get all silent thinking this aint fun no more. The bhais leave. Im morose, the chicks realise my state. They come comfort me, give me a cup of tea n ask me to relax. Whoaaa .. I scored !!!!

Fascist Confounded Czars

ways to get your five min fame

Stink Factor : for 50 K you get to eat fish-shit shushi and maggot spawn
Marriage 911: yeah so you got screwed up marriage well bring it on tv
elimicopulate: promise da sleaze ull have him for da night n he makes u his date !

and the FCC bans prodigy -smack my bicth up! ......

dunno how but wheres for sure

ATL - CDG - BOM, BOM - CDG - ATL - CMX
GSP - EWR- BOM, BOM - EWR - MSP - CMX

GSP - ATL - MXP - BOM, BOM- MXP -MSP - CMX

Destination BOM
Return CMX ..

the end point of the journies fixed. the start point is a question.
Hate the return part. but life moves on.
Destination BOM .. soon in 2 months !
:)

Look back only to be aware of your past overtaking you. Be aware of what lies behind and even if it overtakes you, do it safely. Aucontraire .. look back 10 % but look in front 90 %. PS-- objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. 

Sarco King

Meet Sarco King
Fondly called as Sarco king by people who are very close to him. He has always made a point with a sarcastic reply.
As a kid he was the smartest (read cunning most) ass around. Would be silent and obedient, be the apple of everyones eyes. would never do any horrible or funny thing in front of people. Will never embarrass people. But when left alone will do all sorts of shararatein will fight his brother to death but still will love him the most. A father figure, A protector, one wise ass, Globe trotter, thinks he is a cool dude, is a cool dude, one hell of a bandha.

scene:
S SK and Ma watching movie. S not interested in movie observing an irritating mosquito. M sits on SKs cheek
Scene:
Saaaapppppaaaaakkkkk!!!!
SK: WHAT (TF was censored being home and small kids)
S: well there was a mosquito on ur cheek!
SK: SO U slap me ???? wheres the mosquito i didnt feel any?
S notices his aim was miserable and that M is still roamin free in the air
S rolls on the floor with laughter
SK: YOU .. U laffing??? What do u think u doing?
S: well i tried to kill a M but theres no proof of it .. so i can say i just slapped u.
Ma: laughing .. aayyyeee S that was not nice .. laughing again

S had a tough time smiling that day or rather holding the smile back ;)

20th april 1976: Welcome on board Ship of life SK!

this the bridge 

some things in life are just so cool. The bridge is in the greenville downtown park and the boat on a menu card of the chinese restaurant we had lunch at yday. 

trying to get the tricolor 

life at a standstill 

Lakshya?

Maria:"Mr. Stravros. I like you"
Me: ROTFL, Mistah sTraVross ah like you !!! can u beat that?
R: Italian ladies!!!

Sunday Evening: Papad, Michelob Ultra, Guns of Navrone.