Our super sleuth is back again. This time he met with a man, a superstylin pimpin desi who is just fed up with our other colored brothas for flicking things. Our sleuth discovered something that may shake the entire fashiondom from detroit to atlanta and miami to california.
Thats right fellow desis. We have just discovered that Indians invented the fashion thats now taking the world over as gangsta style. And we have an interview with the man who claims the credit should actually go to him for inventing Bling Bling.
None other than our own.... Ba ba ba Bappppppppiiiiiiii Lahiriiiiiiii.
Yes. Our very own stylish personality from desh. The pimpin hero of the sindhis. The wadhiya wadhiya President of the USA of the east ... Ulhasnagar Sindhi Association.
Here we now speak to Bappi Lahiri ji. or as he fondly wants to be called as Bee-ji.
Us: So Bee-ji would you like to explain in detail your claim about gangsta style?
Bee-ji: Oy wadi saayin. When Iyin went to dubayin Iyin wanted to buyin Gold. Gold and more Gold. Aur wadi customs always interfered. So Iyin started myin own style. Iyin wore all my gold.
Us: But then why did you keep wearin all the jewels???
Bee-ji: Oy wadi saayin, aur karta bhi kya? Customs ne kaha itna kyu pehna? Meine kehdiyaan dhis is my style. So customs ne dhamki diyaan. Said we will keep an eyein on you.
Us: Oh now we see.
Bee-ji: he he.. wadi jabh Iyin go to dubai Iyin used to wear 3 chains and 2 bracelets less and when Iyin came back I would buyin more and bring it in. Iyin did more dhanda doing this than singing.
Us: Thats nice Bappi da, oh sorry, Bee-ji. Which brings us to our next question. Now that you have proved your credentials Behind gangsta style and bling bling what are your plans?
Bee-ji: Oy wadi saayin.. What can Iyin do? Those guys. They beat me at my own game. First they stole my nice nice song Kaliyon ka Chaman. Now myin style And they say its artistic inspiration. But Iyin tell you Iyin invented Bling Bling. hey that can be a new song eh? Blingggg Bling pehnooo.... Blingggg Bling pehnooo ... Bling Bling
Us: uh huh .. Thats nice sir ji. Which brings us to the next question why do you like to be called Bee-ji? Is it also any artistical inspiration or a subliminal message?
Bee-ji: Oyy wadi saayin what are talkin? Bee-ji is myin original style. Myin name is Bappi Lahiri... people used to calle me Bappi Lahiri Ji. That was too heavy you know. So Iyin shortened myin name to Bee for bappi Bee-ji. Gaatit?
Us: Oh yeah ... yeah .. Duh us. Anyways Thanks a lot sir, for being brave and willing to fight against these people who stole your style and call it inspirational. Bling - Bling gangsta style is truly yours.
Bee-ji: Thank you Saayin. Wadi You want pappad?
INDIANS INVENTED BLING BLING
Thats right fellow desis. We have just discovered that Indians invented the fashion thats now taking the world over as gangsta style. And we have an interview with the man who claims the credit should actually go to him for inventing Bling Bling.
None other than our own.... Ba ba ba Bappppppppiiiiiiii Lahiriiiiiiii.
Yes. Our very own stylish personality from desh. The pimpin hero of the sindhis. The wadhiya wadhiya President of the USA of the east ... Ulhasnagar Sindhi Association.
Here we now speak to Bappi Lahiri ji. or as he fondly wants to be called as Bee-ji.
Us: So Bee-ji would you like to explain in detail your claim about gangsta style?
Bee-ji: Oy wadi saayin. When Iyin went to dubayin Iyin wanted to buyin Gold. Gold and more Gold. Aur wadi customs always interfered. So Iyin started myin own style. Iyin wore all my gold.
Us: But then why did you keep wearin all the jewels???
Bee-ji: Oy wadi saayin, aur karta bhi kya? Customs ne kaha itna kyu pehna? Meine kehdiyaan dhis is my style. So customs ne dhamki diyaan. Said we will keep an eyein on you.
Us: Oh now we see.
Bee-ji: he he.. wadi jabh Iyin go to dubai Iyin used to wear 3 chains and 2 bracelets less and when Iyin came back I would buyin more and bring it in. Iyin did more dhanda doing this than singing.
Us: Thats nice Bappi da, oh sorry, Bee-ji. Which brings us to our next question. Now that you have proved your credentials Behind gangsta style and bling bling what are your plans?
Bee-ji: Oy wadi saayin.. What can Iyin do? Those guys. They beat me at my own game. First they stole my nice nice song Kaliyon ka Chaman. Now myin style And they say its artistic inspiration. But Iyin tell you Iyin invented Bling Bling. hey that can be a new song eh? Blingggg Bling pehnooo.... Blingggg Bling pehnooo ... Bling Bling
Us: uh huh .. Thats nice sir ji. Which brings us to the next question why do you like to be called Bee-ji? Is it also any artistical inspiration or a subliminal message?
Bee-ji: Oyy wadi saayin what are talkin? Bee-ji is myin original style. Myin name is Bappi Lahiri... people used to calle me Bappi Lahiri Ji. That was too heavy you know. So Iyin shortened myin name to Bee for bappi Bee-ji. Gaatit?
Us: Oh yeah ... yeah .. Duh us. Anyways Thanks a lot sir, for being brave and willing to fight against these people who stole your style and call it inspirational. Bling - Bling gangsta style is truly yours.
Bee-ji: Thank you Saayin. Wadi You want pappad?
And here is the proof that our team has procured, We got both pics here:
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