Super Sleuth Part Deux: Indians Invented Bling Bling

Our super sleuth is back again. This time he met with a man, a superstylin pimpin desi who is just fed up with our other colored brothas for flicking things. Our sleuth discovered something that may shake the entire fashiondom from detroit to atlanta and miami to california.

INDIANS INVENTED BLING BLING

Thats right fellow desis. We have just discovered that Indians invented the fashion thats now taking the world over as gangsta style. And we have an interview with the man who claims the credit should actually go to him for inventing Bling Bling.

None other than our own.... Ba ba ba Bappppppppiiiiiiii Lahiriiiiiiii.

Yes. Our very own stylish personality from desh. The pimpin hero of the sindhis. The wadhiya wadhiya President of the USA of the east ... Ulhasnagar Sindhi Association.
Here we now speak to Bappi Lahiri ji. or as he fondly wants to be called as Bee-ji.

Us: So Bee-ji would you like to explain in detail your claim about gangsta style?
Bee-ji: Oy wadi saayin. When Iyin went to dubayin Iyin wanted to buyin Gold. Gold and more Gold. Aur wadi customs always interfered. So Iyin started myin own style. Iyin wore all my gold.
Us: But then why did you keep wearin all the jewels???
Bee-ji: Oy wadi saayin, aur karta bhi kya? Customs ne kaha itna kyu pehna? Meine kehdiyaan dhis is my style. So customs ne dhamki diyaan. Said we will keep an eyein on you.
Us: Oh now we see.
Bee-ji: he he.. wadi jabh Iyin go to dubai Iyin used to wear 3 chains and 2 bracelets less and when Iyin came back I would buyin more and bring it in. Iyin did more dhanda doing this than singing.
Us: Thats nice Bappi da, oh sorry, Bee-ji. Which brings us to our next question. Now that you have proved your credentials Behind gangsta style and bling bling what are your plans?
Bee-ji: Oy wadi saayin.. What can Iyin do? Those guys. They beat me at my own game. First they stole my nice nice song Kaliyon ka Chaman. Now myin style And they say its artistic inspiration. But Iyin tell you Iyin invented Bling Bling. hey that can be a new song eh? Blingggg Bling pehnooo.... Blingggg Bling pehnooo ... Bling Bling
Us: uh huh .. Thats nice sir ji. Which brings us to the next question why do you like to be called Bee-ji? Is it also any artistical inspiration or a subliminal message?
Bee-ji: Oyy wadi saayin what are talkin? Bee-ji is myin original style. Myin name is Bappi Lahiri... people used to calle me Bappi Lahiri Ji. That was too heavy you know. So Iyin shortened myin name to Bee for bappi Bee-ji. Gaatit?
Us: Oh yeah ... yeah .. Duh us. Anyways Thanks a lot sir, for being brave and willing to fight against these people who stole your style and call it inspirational. Bling - Bling gangsta style is truly yours.
Bee-ji: Thank you Saayin. Wadi You want pappad?

And here is the proof that our team has procured, We got both pics here:

Out of his cap.

He’s finally out of his cap fellows!!

Yes we got a special feature for all of you

Himesh Reshammiya is none other than the qawalli star of the 90's Altaf Raja

You heard it right. Himesh is Altaf. Altaf is Himesh. Reshammiya is Raja and Raja is Reshammiya.

This scoop of the century, bigger than the "da vinci code" being the truth, was found out by our correspondent when he cornered Himesh at a party where he was abusing the elite for abusing the rickshawallahs of India.

On further probing and questioning and a truth serum administering Himesh broke down and confessed that he is Altaf Raja.

We bring to you an interview with the self confessed Himesh Altaf Reshammiya Raja. or HARR as we shall further refer to him as

Us: So HARR can you please tell us why , how and when did this happen????

HARR: I was angry that my music was only appreciated by the rickshawallahs of India. Greed got into me as I wanted my music to be appreciated by a better lot. I wanted recognition for my music. I wanted to be accepted by the elite as not just a rickshawallah jester but as the crowd puller. I wanted the Dance bars to play my music I wanted Cabbies to play music I want Bus drivers to play music. I wanted to go on a bigger platform (CST was my ultimate aim). And I want World Peace

Us: hmm So we can understand you have achieved all that you wanted but how World Peace?

HARR: Youuuu seee my crooooning has got all the leaders of the world united against meeeee.

Us: Oh right. Now can you tell us some more about the killing of the AR persona and the emergence of HR.

HARR: Yes Yes. See I went underground (not to the bhais … even they are after me now) But I went underground. Stayed off publicity, cropped a beard, donned a cap and then came back as HR in 3-4 years.

Us: So which one do you prefer being HR AR??

HARR: ooooohhh my singing and talent comes from AR and my publicity comes from HR… you see my astrologer he asked me to have two mms..

Us: you mean the candy?

HARR: No No … Two mms in my name. like namme. I also decided to use this strategy in all of my life … I now have a maruuuutiiiiiii and I also tried renaming the program as saaaa reee gaaaa maaa paaaaaa

Us: well thanks for giving us the inside scoop about AR. We always had our doubts but now you have confirmed it. Thanks once again

HARR: yoooooooooouuuuuuuu arrrrrrrrrrree welcommmmmmme

6/6/06

Let Him who hath understanding
Reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number
its number is Six hundred and sixty six
- Number of the Beast, Iron Maiden