I want to drive without ever being caught by a cop.
For people like me, the cops should come up with a security device, A device that will block the engine revs and determine the speed of the car based on the road type. The cops install that device on my car and I drive it to the max everywhere.
For example speed limit on a freeway is 65 mph. With this device on my car, I assure the cops the cops that my car will not be able to do crazy speeds, the cops fix a peak steady speed of 73 mph on my car. So now, even if the road is free for me, I wont be able to do more than 73 on the road, thereby never to bother about being caught by a cop.
People might argue, whats the purpose of this, the purpose of this is to assure the law that the car cannot go above a certain speed, if all the cars provide that assurance, the average safe speed on the road can be increased to a newer limit. Im sure everyone will want to use this facility as it is the average speed on the freeway isnt really more than 65 - 70 mphs accounting for traffic, braking and everything.
some fundas there....Wud like something like this in India...cab drivers stuck @ 30km/hr
ReplyDeleteDid you get a speeding ticket recently?
ReplyDeleteI know I got a speeding ticket recently, was doing 80 on a 70 mile zone !!!
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All those figures would confuse a normal Indian policeman. I recommend you try your tricks here :)
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