Thursday, June 03, 2004

Random Thoughts

Have been listening to the song U and I by some rishi rich ost "humtum".Coinicidently saw when harry met sally and heard that humtums got the same story.But when you are miles apart from civilisation let apart Indian civilastion .. U can probably appreciate some parts of even the sickest C grade movie the Indian Industry has ever produced. Not that Im comparing Humtum to a C grade movie, but yesterday found me whole heartedly enjoying a movie called Talaash *ing ur khiladi Aki.

We were wondering if the film Industry actually has a database of clips and sounds to complete a movie. Here are some clips we thought you could identify with:

1. Thundering Lightening: This one has to be by far the most over used clip ever. It has multiple features.Can be used to enhance the climatic effect of the climax. Can be used to addon to the intensity of a rape scene. Can be used to enhance the fear in a horror flick. Can be used to initiate a love scene where in the girl first gets scared then hugs then gets wet then changes saree et al.Can also be used to indicate rains.

2. Flowers hugging : No explanations needed here we are peeping toms so we get to see just the flowers. Havent ever seen them use this one for a fight scene.

3. Bare Navel : This one is used in lots of incidents like dance numbers, look through keyhole spy scenes, rape scenes, love scenes, girl bathing scenes in horror flicks.

4. Snake with its hood up : This one is used to indicate that nature will get even with all your evils. Or it also indicates the reincarnation of your dead spouse in the form of a snake which will protect you and your siblings.

5. River Flooding : This one is used to solve all complex situations by one answer the river flooded and all evil were overpowered by nature whereas the heros and the good doers were safe perched on top of a chana ka jhad !

6 Car Falling down valley with a boom at end : Mysterious disappearance of your beloved ones ? check the nearby valley. Want to kill your enemy? To the valley You go. Want to get rid of a Laash ?? well you know it by now of course the car and the valley.

want to create a new clip for the database ? go dream on .. this industry is self sufficient for clips.

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