Saturday, August 14, 2004

"Chala Madhle Pudhe Sarka"

Character - Sakharam Conductor

Power: Throw you off the bus

Weapons: The "Rope / String" to the bell. The Aluminum Dibba. The Punching machine with unique properties which create a sound of a frequency which sounds like "tic - tic"

Description: Comes with his Brown uniform with a badge and the cap on his head, the leather purse for change, the aluminum dibba with one side open, is common sight to any Mumbaikar.

Sightings: Thane - Airoli Sector 3, Humayu - Hiranandani Gardens, Mulund to Borivali, Churchgate - VT, Dadar - Bandra, Sion - Bandra, Byculla - Haji Ali, Tardeo - Worli, Kurla - BKC,...No matter what you route you are on you are bound to hear the above line.

Good / Evil? Ask the guy a joke and he would have a thousand ready for him, Irritate the guy one bit and you may even be thrown off the bus no further arguements. Ask for change when he has a lot and he would be too courteous to you. Give him a big note when he is short of change and you may be thrown off the bus.

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