Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Gotrix Part 1

If Hrishikesh Mukherjee was to make the Matrix heres how it would be
Morpheus (in patient authoritive tone): “ Follow the white Hockey Ball”
Neo follows the hockey ball to a hockey match with his friends; Morpheus is waiting for him there.
Morpheus sees neo but he cant believe it neo is a muchchmunda.
Morpheus (in patient disgust): “ You are a Muchchmunda you cant be the one, but u look like the one so if you know him, send him to my office tomorrow”
Neo (in sad confused tone): "aww man this sucks!!"
So neo goes to his pal the Amitabh B. (Of course the legend will always be the legend) Amitabh B. gives Neo a fake moustache. Neo then happy goes to Morpheus’ office the next day.
Morpheus to neo (In a patient Disbelief tone): “Neo!!!! The Muchchadd!!
Neo (in a confirming confusion): “Morpheus!”
Morpheus (in patient quizzical tone): “Oh! The one! How did you come here? You look strikingly similar to the person I met at the match?”

Neo (in a bitchy confused tone): “That was my twin brother Mr. Anderson. He is a dumb person. He wastes his time in going to discos and trying to search some white bunny! He doesn’t know the Importance of a Muchch while cracking computer codes.”
to be continued ....

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